Wanna be Baby Mama???
 Okay....So I have this friend, Nora, who is planning a birthday party for her "fake" son. She has been playing "Mama" figure to this little boy for 4 years. (FYI: the child is only 6). 

A little background history on the baby Daddy. Okay, so the Daddy is an asshole. He has 11 Children of all different ages ranging from 6 to 30. He is a grandfather at 40 something. He's a convict that came out and married 3 times. He's an ex-drug-dealer-asswipe that talks to Nora in any old way. He talks about her, belittles her, doesn't help her with any bills, and plays games with her. She said one time that his dick only works for 2 minutes and that he admitted he had herpes and it could be controlled with a little bit of cream. So Nora has been screwin' the Daddy for years AND he's a cheater passing around his little infected weener around the streets on NY! OMG!!! Girls Beware! This guy is looking for a mother for his baby!

Meanwhile, she gave the Daddy's Mother a gift and when the mother looked at it, she said to Nora, "How'd you get that? You don't work!" The mother talks about her culture and the Daddy and the rest of the family make fun of her and talks about her. And Nora just sits there and takes it. Like a JACKASS! 

The Real Baby Mama and the family get along well. They always speak so highly of her. She hates Nora. She put the Daddy up for child support when she found out him and Nora were going together.  The worst part about it, is that the Real Baby Mama is in Hospis dying of AIDS at 30 something, if that. So here's Nora taking care of the child of a dying woman and an ex con man.

The Brother is such an asshole, he brings a chick over her house he met on the internet on Thanksgiving night. It's the dead of night when she hears screams through her walls. She opens the door to find the Brother going DOWNTOWN on his date. They were so into it they didn't even notice her walking in on them. She had to grab him to make them stop. And what did the brother have to say for it ..... he said, "C'mon, Nora, you know what time it is, go back in the room."

Meanwhile she is taking this child everywhere the child needs to go, planning his birthday party, looking "
 Trust Me, this goes on and on and on.........
-ijs- 

The Just-Met Jerk-Off!

This story was inspired by a friend of mine I have to just say is dumber than a door-nail for this one.

So my friend Doris comes to me and tells me about a guy she met who was riding a bike in Brooklyn the other day. He told her his name was Danny. She says that he explains to her that he is rich, has a boat, truck, and a house. When Doris asked why Danny was riding a bike, he said that he was waiting on his truck to be fixed a few blocks down the street. So she believes him, takes his number and he tells her he will call her later on that night.

That evening, he hits her up, and she drove him at his house, which really was a room. They started kissing, one thing led to another and he went down on her..... without even taking her pants off. After he did that, she got up to leave, and he grabbed her and put her on the bed and humped her until he was ready to pull out and jerk off on her stomach. Then later, after he's calm.... he admits to her that he just got out the clinker...........

And she still hasn't deleted this sicky out her phone..............

I'm just sayin'................

Has any girlfriend, sister, cousin, mother or any woman in your life ever told you a crazy, wild, stupid, amazing, funny, sexual, embarassing, magnificent or just unbelievable relationship story where you wanted to say something about how you really felt, but couldn't really just "say" it???

I'm Just Sayin' has been inspired by true stories of some interesting women of all different ages, and what they go through at those different points in their lives with all different types of men.