Sunday, June 3, 2012

Wanna be Baby Mama???
 Okay....So I have this friend, Nora, who is planning a birthday party for her "fake" son. She has been playing "Mama" figure to this little boy for 4 years. (FYI: the child is only 6). 

A little background history on the baby Daddy. Okay, so the Daddy is an asshole. He has 11 Children of all different ages ranging from 6 to 30. He is a grandfather at 40 something. He's a convict that came out and married 3 times. He's an ex-drug-dealer-asswipe that talks to Nora in any old way. He talks about her, belittles her, doesn't help her with any bills, and plays games with her. She said one time that his dick only works for 2 minutes and that he admitted he had herpes and it could be controlled with a little bit of cream. So Nora has been screwin' the Daddy for years AND he's a cheater passing around his little infected weener around the streets on NY! OMG!!! Girls Beware! This guy is looking for a mother for his baby!



Meanwhile, she gave the Daddy's Mother a gift and when the mother looked at it, she said to Nora, "How'd you get that? You don't work!" The mother talks about her culture and the Daddy and the rest of the family make fun of her and talks about her. And Nora just sits there and takes it. Like a JACKASS! 

The Real Baby Mama and the family get along well. They always speak so highly of her. She hates Nora. She put the Daddy up for child support when she found out him and Nora were going together.  The worst part about it, is that the Real Baby Mama is in Hospis dying of AIDS at 30 something, if that. So here's Nora taking care of the child of a dying woman and an ex con man.

The Brother is such an asshole, he brings a chick over her house he met on the internet on Thanksgiving night. It's the dead of night when she hears screams through her walls. She opens the door to find the Brother going DOWNTOWN on his date. They were so into it they didn't even notice her walking in on them. She had to grab him to make them stop. And what did the brother have to say for it ..... he said, "C'mon, Nora, you know what time it is, go back in the room."

Meanwhile she is taking this child everywhere the child needs to go, planning his birthday party, looking "
 Trust Me, this goes on and on and on.........
-ijs- 

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