Saturday, June 2, 2012

The Just-Met Jerk-Off!

This story was inspired by a friend of mine I have to just say is dumber than a door-nail for this one.



So my friend Doris comes to me and tells me about a guy she met who was riding a bike in Brooklyn the other day. He told her his name was Danny. She says that he explains to her that he is rich, has a boat, truck, and a house. When Doris asked why Danny was riding a bike, he said that he was waiting on his truck to be fixed a few blocks down the street. So she believes him, takes his number and he tells her he will call her later on that night.

That evening, he hits her up, and she drove him at his house, which really was a room. They started kissing, one thing led to another and he went down on her..... without even taking her pants off. After he did that, she got up to leave, and he grabbed her and put her on the bed and humped her until he was ready to pull out and jerk off on her stomach. Then later, after he's calm.... he admits to her that he just got out the clinker...........

And she still hasn't deleted this sicky out her phone..............

I'm just sayin'................

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